“Anyone who wasn’t born here would have to leave..”
But.. but... basil...what about those that have been here since we were knee high to a hoppergrass? Raised in Dallas before it got kooky, married to a true blue west Texan and absorbed that culture, moved to east Texas and absorbed that culture, family in south Texas.
What state would accept such a person? I won’t go, I tell ya! I’ll have to become an illegal alien at this late stage of my life. I can fool the law by making a mouth melting chicken fried steak, green tomato chow-chow and wild plum jelly. Not to mention killing and cooking any game. I can catch, clean and cook my own fish...from my own lake.
Not gonna go...ain’t a happenin’ thing!
I don’t know, berdie. You make a good case for yourself. Ya see, I’m 7th generation Texan so it’s hard for me to accept you furriners...but an exception might be made in your case-—especially if you made a bribe with some of that wild plum jelly.
I don’t know, berdie. You make a good case for yourself. Ya see, I’m 7th generation Texan so it’s hard for me to accept you furriners...but an exception might be made in your case-—especially if you made a bribe with some of that wild plum jelly.