Because that would require a law. It is already legal to make platinum, legal tender coins, primarily for the mint to make collector's items, but unlike gold and silver Congress never put a limit on the value of the platinum coins allowed so a trillion dollar coin could get through that loophole. Big rocks aren't on the list.
And it wouldn't even be a "big chunk" of platinum - just something large enough to hold a one followed by a dozen zeroes. One ounce per coin should be more than enough.