Yeah, I was hoping it would read:
“Soldier punches out the lights of Michael Moore; Citizens thank him for his Service.”
“Soldier punches out the lights of Michael Moore; Citizens thank him for his Service.”
Not possible, with current physical training standards the first blow would be absorbed by Moore's body. Indeed, Moore's physical make up would ensure that, the kinetic energy behind the blow would cause the soldiers arm to be buried into Moore's torso.
With his arm trapped up past the elbow, the unfortunate soldier would then be unable to defend himself while the beast eats him...