I once dated a girl named Fonda Dicks. She is still listed in Iowa High School Girls Basketball records.
I used to work with a guy whose last name was “Dicks”. That one is just a little too easy and there are a surprising number of people with that last name.
Now if I was Fonda, I would sue my parents and change my name, that is unless she really was unusually Fonda Dicks.
I'm imagining Bart Simpson calling a bar to have her paged! I know these names are for real and do get handed out to unfortunate kids. When I was a kid my next-door neighbor named their daughter Uranus Burns. Black family, the girls were named after planets like Marvenus (another daughter), while the boys had normal boy names.