Ban single motherhood, ban dads working more than 40 hours a week, ban day care, ban high taxes, ban atheism, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban. Then, when the next nutjob goes psycho, ban some more stuff! Put every American in a small cell and feed us all bread and water. No stimulation. No extra calories. No energy consumption. Handcuff us to our cots at night, escort us to our work during the day.
Maybe then, we can finally be SAFE!
Make sure those cots don’t have pillows. I bet they’re dangerous somehow.
” feed us all bread and water”
Can’t do that. The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Plants (founded by George Carlin) would protest. And the Society to ban dihydrogen monoxide (founded by Neal Boortz) would have banned water.