[Covenantor]

Eve, beguiled by the serpent, merely partook of the apple. Mary Matalin done jumped that snakes bones!

...and Mary Matlin looked this creature in his squinty little eyes and said, "Baby,I need to have your children!".

[skeeter]

He does look like a sex toy.

[ConradofMontferrat]

Hey, you never know what’s going to turn women on. Maybe he’s got a 2 footer.