[Dead Corpse]

'"I've heard that phallic symbol argument before, and always from ineffectual people driven to make everyone else as helpless as they are. Who's more confused, those who think weapons are sexual organs, or those who want to take everyone's sexual organs away?." Clarissa Olson, a character in "The Probability Broach", L. Neil Smith, author.

[Red Steel]

He could be related to Mark Morford who claims to be an expert on penises.

[Tublecane]

I heard George Carlin, once, comparing missiles or something to penises. And it made me think: does he think the military-industrial complex remakes the laws of physics and ballistics to fit their psychosexual hangups, or is he just a lazy comedian?