Colorado columnist: Assault rifle owners have ‘tiny penises’

kdvr ^ | : 11:07 am, December 28, 2012, updated on: 11:39am, December 28, 2012 | Will C. Holden

[GraceG]

He is just upset that gun owners actually have penis’.

A lot of gun owners these days are women and they don’t have a P they have a C and it is supposed to be small or there is something horribly wrong!

[fattigermaster]

I guess that thin air up in Colorado does funny things to people’s brain. I’ve never heard of anyone defending themself during a robbery, carjacking, mugging or home invasion with their penis. Buy hey! Whatever blows your skirt up!

I'm imagining this fool getting a royal beatdown by a mugger, and when he's in the hospital relating the story to the media, a reporter asks: "And were you carrying your penis at the time, sir? Or were you unable to whip it out before you were attacked?"

[butterdezillion]

I know I’d trust those in armor and artillery to protect me far better than this dude regardless of what size “watch” anybody’s got.

I do think this guy is projecting though. You don’t have to fight to be a man but sometimes if you’re a man you have to fight. (courtesy of “Coward of the County”) This guy doesn’t seem to know the difference. Having a gun doesn’t make you manly but a manly man will often want to protect his family, hunt, etc.

[butterdezillion]

I think yardstick might be the wrong measuring device here. lol

[WKUHilltopper]

At least we have one. Apparently Hartley is envious.

[Psalm 144]

You are correct.

[MamaTexan]

Colorado columnist: Assault rifle owners have ‘tiny penises’

ROFLMAO!

SOME of us don't have a penis at all!

Besides...what difference would it make ...unless that's what you're using to pull the trigger with?

[GSWarrior]

I’m grew up in western Colorado. We used to kick Basalt High School’s butt in basketball.

[Hardastarboard]

I'm so sick of the idiotic "phallic symbol" argument for guns. That @#$%# puke Freud is responsible for this idiotic attitude. His theories make as much sense as an episode of Maury Povich. Someday I'm going to save my nickels, buy a ticket to Europe, and go to his grave with a pup tent and 10 cases of beer. I plan to camp there for a while, if you know what I mean.

Got a similar plan for Teddy Kennedy's grave.

[DennisR]

...or the size of something else...

[txrefugee]

I dare you to tell Ted Nugent that, Todd. You wouldn’t have to worry about writing the next edition of your childish drivel, which is even beneath a Colorado rag.

[bgill]

He knows this how?

[exit82]

How gay.

[TChris]

Snarky, adolescent insults. This is what passes for debate in the liberal press.

Typical.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***“The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool,” ***

I always wondered why I preferred to shoot a .25 cal Beretta.

Wish I could find a Baby Browning or a Kolibri 2.7 mm. ;-D

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

As the colored man at a lyching said, when a woman noticed the head of his pe*ker sticking out the hole in his knee....”You’s would shrivle up to if you was bout to get hung!

[Resolute Conservative]

I was always taught it is no the size of the gun but the accuracy and how well you prepare the range for shooting.

[G Larry]

Go to the site to see my public challenge to Todd.

[Red Steel]

Speaking of challenges. The DU DUmmies are fighting among themselves about this article.

The gun grabbing issue divides the liberals. LoL.

[G Larry]

oh....man.....None of my tools fit in the palm of my hand......