Joe gets mugged on the street, at knife point the thug takes Joe's wallet containing his grocery and rent money.
Joe cries out for help and a cop arrives. The cop places Joe against a wall and takes his watch and ring and says he would take Joe's gold tooth if he had pliers before departing.
Joe goes to court and there in the courtroom are the mugger and cop giving each other high fives and laughing at Joe.
Joe points out the pair to the judge but is over ruled as the judge asks if Joe wears size 10 wide shoes.
Joe leaves the court room shoeless and as he passes the bailiff asks if Joe's suit is a 44 long.
Joe got away with his shirt and boxer shorts but don't feel too bad for Joe, he's just a taxpayer.
For a moment there, I thought the story was about Joe the Hurricane Victim...