There’s a sort of sick irony to this.
I’ll explain:
Back in the 1980’s, parents became more concerned with “Me time” and leaned heavily on experimental medications to keep their children quiet and complacent.
Now it’s 2013, and these kids experimentally drug the parents to keep them quiet and complacent.
What a fine crop of sociopaths the schools and ‘modern enlightened parenting’ have turned out.
Two of these “experimental” medications/products are available today: “Baby Hush” comes in a convenient spray can small enough to carry in your pocket or purse. One 2-second application of Baby Hush will hush baby for approximately 3 hours.
For tougher cases there is “Baby Be Still”, which comes as a single-application moist towelette. Vigorously apply to face of baby until baby ceases to struggle.
Wherever fine products are sold.
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