Ban Wonka!
To: socal_parrot
Was alcohol anyway involved?
2 posted on
12/31/2012 7:58:34 AM PST by
bgill
(We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
To: socal_parrot
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dee
When I'm-a drinking, I have to pee
Oompa Loompa Doompity-doo
When I'm not careful I step in poo
Oompa Loompa Doompity-die
Being a midget is making me cry
Oompa Loompa Doompity-death
I get all crazy while doing meth
What do I get when I'm doing this dance?
I took some Ex-lax and pooped in my pants
Why do we hop skip and jump all around
Because of the Bath Salts that we have just found
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dell
Most of us midgets are going to hell
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dong
Why are you reading this stupid song?
To: socal_parrot
Occupy Oompa Loompa Land?
To: socal_parrot
Yeah.. never fully trusted Wonka. Single guy living with little orange dudes. Plus, always made me cautious how he “invited” children to his “Wonka factory”. Seemed a little psychotic with his, “YOU GET NOTHING!” rant, too. /s
To: socal_parrot
Oh brother! The visual is hilarious!
13 posted on
12/31/2012 8:16:10 AM PST by
alice_in_bubbaland
(When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes mandatory- Thomas Jefferson)
To: socal_parrot
Oh so I guess its OK to profile Oompa Loompas now.
15 posted on
12/31/2012 8:24:32 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: socal_parrot
I’m surprised that the BBC is racist enough to call them Oompa-Loompas.
When there is a crime wave of exclusively Pakistanis, they call them “Asians”, to confuse them in the public mind with an enormous number of hard working, peaceful people from Asia.
So what euphemism should they use for Oompa-Loompas, that would conceal that they are Oompa-Loompas?
Oompa-Loompas come from Loompaland, which is a region of Loompa, a small isolated area in West Africa. So therefore, the BBC should call them “Africans”. But that sounds even more racist.
Maybe “southern hemispherians”.
To: socal_parrot
now there is something you dont see every day..
24 posted on
12/31/2012 9:56:12 AM PST by
wafflehouse
(RE-ELECT NO ONE !)
To: socal_parrot
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get with a populace disarmed?
Unable to protect themselves from any and all harm?
You get an increase in violent attack
From a marauding Oompa...Loompa...Pack!
26 posted on
12/31/2012 10:28:29 AM PST by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: socal_parrot
Boner, John F’ing Kerry, and Charlie Limp-Crist prime suspects.
To: socal_parrot
They should be easy to find.
Is this a Monty Python skit?
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