LOL! I'm so gonna show this to my youngest tomorrow. I have strict instructions that if there is a viewing (who would want to?) I'll be in my chef's jacket with the E-6 stripes on the sleeve, and just 2 ribbons on the breast. (Both me and the chef's jacket should be starched and ironed)
And then burn me. Carefully. There may be flare-ups. Methane, ethanol, ketones, radioactive asbestos radon gas... who knows.
/johnny
Per her request, a family friend was buried with a carton of cigarettes, no matches.
She figured she wouldn’t need them where she was going...