[yank in the UK]

You should see the health and safety fanatic at my place of work, I used to call him “Guy Smiley” he walks around the manufacturing facility with a big ol’ stupid grin all the time, but I'd be grinning too if I got paid £40K per year to put up no smoking signs everywhere.
I call him “rubber gloves” too, he has a fetish for PPE’s he goes home at night, and puts on his ear defenders, and his safety specs, and his steel capped boots, and his new safety gloves, and has a w**k over a PPE catalog. He would make a great OSHA official

[moose07]

One person came to mind:

Arnold .J. Rimmer.
Goodnight.