[yank in the UK]

I live in England, and I read somewhere recently that they are planning on banning citrus fruit for health and safety reasons. Apparently the juice could get into someone’s eyes, so they aim to make it to where only licensed people can buy citrus fruit, after they have completed a health and safety course on how to properly cut citrus fruit, and of course they will be required to wear safety goggles, and Kevlar gloves, and the correct ear protection, and steel capped boots... The UK is a hopeless boob, they try to ban everything. Dumb@$$ Brits

[Buckeye McFrog]

Those guys from Monty Python had their homeland pegged, four decades ago. Sounds like it’s gotten much, much worse since then.

[TigersEye]

I live in England, and I read somewhere recently that they are planning on banning citrus fruit for health and safety reasons.

Common sense tells me you must be kidding. Experience tells my you're probably not.

[moose07]

Don't believe everything you hear in the press, here.
Much of it is pure BS, launched for effect.
How long have you been in exile from the US?

[bgill]

I live in England, and I read somewhere recently that they are planning on banning citrus fruit for health and safety reasons.

Watch the number of scurvy cases to rise.