They've already had that episode. I'm not kidding.
BTW, I wish there had been cameras on the scene on me a year ago when I attended a Venezuelan mountainside wedding of a relative of my wife's. It turned out to be hilarious. First of all the priest, Padre Roberto, was kind of like a comedian, cracking jokes during the ceremony at the family resort. I liked that so after the ceremony I said to Padre Roberto "Tu eres como un sacerdote payoso." Oops! It didn't come out like I intended and was somewhat insulting which I didn't mean at all. I meant to compliment his humorous style. Suddenly Padre Roberto dropped his smile and glared at me angrily. That really unnerved me so I tried to get on his good side by sitting next to him at the reception and hoping my Spanish didn't sabotage me again. Anyway, after a few drinks Padre Roberto and I got to be good friends (I think). Also as a result of attempting to get on Padre Roberto's good side I had too many drinks and got muy borracho. Then it was me who was acting like a payaso. I danced wildly with the women and acted in such a way that my wife angrily took me aside to a private room and read the riot act to me. The room had a balcony and everybody was yelling for the crazy American to rejoin them. I solemnly vowed to my wife that I would behave. I lied.
One thing that surprised me was that the bride was rubbing against me Lambada style while we were dancing. I thought maybe she was a stripper or something so I asked her what she did for a living. Physics professor. I chuckled because I thought she was kidding. I later found out she wasn't.
Then I started goofing around with the professional DJ there and his female assistant. They were the only ones (other than my wife) who were NOT amused with my antics which included drunkenly doing the tango with chairs.
As I later told folks I was at one point dancing with 5 women at the same time or perhaps it was only 4 women and I saw one of them double.
Oh, and my wife was horribly embarrassed by my antics but, hey, I had a great time. Would have made for great reality TV.