Back in the 80's, when car phones were starting to take off, you could either spend hundreds of $$$ on the real thing, or spend $2 at the local auto parts store for a fake antenna to glue on your back window.
I would gladly pay $2 to get on that list of gun owners.
(PS to clever burglars reading this post. Don't even think about it. I own an attack Beagle.)
I’m on the list.