[Red Dog #1]

Thankfully, (not-so) Great Britian is a civilized and non-violent country with modern gun control laws.

[Parley Baer]

Hmmmm, “The Asphalt Jungle”?

[roadcat]

Children also arm themselves with any classroom items at hand - including sharpened pencils, metal stools, large batteries, tennis rackets and computer keyboards.

Gosh, you mean those things aren't banned yet in England? Well, maybe except the tennis rackets. They love their cricket, footbal/futbal and sports.

[Jack Hydrazine]

What Piers Morgan doesn’t want you to know about Britain and violent crime
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2971647/posts

IIRC, the UK now has the highest violent crime rate in the world. It was only 50 to 60 years ago they were consider the most polite of people.

[rockrr]

Sow/Reap

[PowderMonkey]

I've seen that move. "Village of those Damned Kids"...

[JimSEA]

Not to worry, the BBC has sacked the long time producer of Midsomer Murders for misrepresentation of British society (rural villages, few minorities). I’m sure this will help.

All they need to do is get rid of Miss Marple, Piorot, Dickens, and anything with a sense of humor. I’m sure Monte Python has led to the rash of “silly walking” assaults.

[Chode]

Ungland...

[Little Ray]

We have the same stuff, but the everybody gets all upset ‘cause the teachers call the cops, and, if they don’t settle down, somebody tasers the brat.