[haircutter]

hummmm
Does he actually expect to live that long??

If so he best change his eating and living habits..

He may impress many but not any one in this American Family...

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

He's probably got more mass than your entire American family put together!

Better hope he doesn't sit on you, or you'll be deeply impressed....Impressed into the ground, that is.