We have the TSA, so why can’t we have the SSA, the School Safety Administration.
Imagine blue shirted security guards at at every school entrance screening all packages, patting down little kids for illegal PBJ sandwiches, and confiscating illegal substances from the high school kids.
It is a win-win for all. There could be a government union for them or we could just make it a subset of the Teacher’s union. To have uniformity in all the schools, the SSA would have to be federal. They wouldn’t even have to be armed. They could have those collapsible nightsticks that all the cool policeman have.
The SSA could be staffed with all the high schoolers that don’t go on to college. A ready made job machine for the US.
Any of you freepers want to sign up?
That makes as much sense as anything else.
The only downside is armed guards and cavity searches would remove the last discernible differences between government schools and prisons...