[KarlInOhio]

If this guy is drinking 45 beers & still functioning he needs to start drinking a MUCH better quality of beer than whatever crappy lager he prefers.

Or else he's gone to the Ted Kennedy school of holding your liquor. Uncle Ted's training will turn your flabby liver into a rock solid drinking machine.

(Due to Ted's unplanned three year sobriety, classes will be taught by one of the next generation of Kennedys holding up a fine family tradition.)

[Riley]

Or else he's gone to the Ted Kennedy school of holding your liquor. Uncle Ted's training will turn your flabby liver into a rock solid drinking machine.

Ted Kennedy vs. Boris Yeltsin