Choose? It’s more of a sentence.
I was born in Massachusetts back when the Kennedys were taking over, so late one cold dark night, my family packed our few meager belongings, swam the river and escaped south. As I was only two weeks old, they didn’t listen to me when I cried “Don’t Stop Here!” in Maryland. In their defense, it didn’t look quite so Stalinist back then.
Regardless, I am trapped here until retirement.
I like the way you presented your family history. Very clever.
Sorry to hear about your sentence. May retirement come soon.
I would brag on my home state of Virginia but the way it’s going it’s in the process of falling apart, too.
By way of fallback, I suppose that I could return to the state of my birth, Alabama. Things there seem under control.
When I hang up my spurs I'm leaving. I refuse to be beggared by the idiots running this state. All they do is buy votes with my tax money to keep the increasing class of lazy azzed moochers happy.
Freepers beware! O'Malley is dead set on being President.
If you think Obama is an intellectual and moral leper, you ain't seen a thing.