If you excel, a job teaching Gender Studies. If you're just average, a career as a Starbucks Barista. If you're below average, a life in mom's basement playing video games. Or a high-level job with the gov't, making sure that the 3 non-gov't jobs left in the US that haven't moved to China don't discriminate.
My money’s on a position as a government bow wow GS-15.