I wish the GOPe were merely caught napping. Instead they're negotiating the number of battleships they should lose.
They probably think Kimmel should have done that. Think how much better it would have been to only sink the USS Arizona but keep the Oklahoma, to suffer heavy damage to the West Virginia, the Nevada, and the Maryland, but to keep the California, Pennsylvania, and Tennessee intact. The GOP might even have given up a couple of carriers for that deal, and called it a victory for American conservative patriotism.