Waste hot lead on Pillsbury doughboys and Staypuf marshmallow men?...that's no fun. Bang bang and then what's left but a big mess and watching them blubber their version of events on the View.
If you really want to have fun and see a thousand walruses run, bring some stout swinging arms with some cold steel.
Now, that's got fun written all over it.
That’s an interesting little toy you have there. I bet you could really have some fun with that with the union thugs. Sigh, unfortunately I’m getting old and lazy, so I’ll just have to play with the union thugs using my .45 .
Now that looks like more fun than a baseball bat!
The best way do deal with thugs like those found in Lansing is with melee weapons. Much like what some of my Viking ancestors used.