“One of the first comments in the National Post article notes that journalists always call Kate Middleton’s royal unborn a baby. Not a royal clump.”
Unless you believe David Icke then it is a royal reptile.
What does David Icke call it when Prince Charles takes a wizz?
The Royal Lizard, draining the Lizard....
Sorry, this joke had “a reptile” dys-fun-ction.....