My only regret now is the her check isn’t taken entirely from your account. ROTFLOL
That's the difference between us. I don't have your shamelessness. I would regret depriving another and their family of their earnings. I recognize that the earnings of another represent a portion of their life they have traded, and that I have no rightful claim on their life. I would regret not being able to support my family, and relying on the government to rob my neighbors so that I could spend my time on the web instead of being productive and trading those efforts to others for the things I want in life.
Did your mother raise you without morals, or did those fall by the wayside later when you found out what your efforts were actually worth to others in free exchange couldn't afford you the life you think you should have?