Most attractive women have been disappointing me since puberty, with my wife being one glaring exception...and I haven’t spoken to her in over three months. We’re not fighting...I just don’t like to interrupt. After 32 years I still introduce her as my first wife. She loves these jokes! </ sarc>
Most attractive women have been disappointing me since puberty, with my wife being one glaring exception...and I haven’t spoken to her in over three months. We’re not fighting...I just don’t like to interrupt. After 32 years I still introduce her as my first wife. She loves these jokes! </ sarc>
I love it (although I’d be afraid to use them) !
“I haven’t spoken to her in over three months. We’re not fighting...I just don’t like to interrupt...After 32 years I still introduce her as my first wife.”
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Those are LOL great lines! My wife enjoyed them too. Thanks for injecting a little levity into our daily lives. Best regards.