“Information Extraction Specialist/Interrogation Technician”
I can’t say the sounds extracted from me during Pain-Torture sessions rise to the level of information, but your job title is more accurate than the real thing.
I’m sorry for your loss. No parent should have to go through that. I always tell my kids the most dangerous thing they do every day is driving a car, and I’m overprotective by most standards in that regard.
We have been blessed so far. Six kids, and the problems have been very minor (especially when compared to the problems I gave my parents.) Today my daughter (2nd-oldest, age 17) is taking her longest solo drive so far for a campus visit (and for an excuse to see her big brother). It’s 3 hours each way, so I’m praying a bit extra today. (She made it there - just the return trip left.)
“I can’t say the sounds extracted from me during Pain-Torture sessions rise to the level of information, but your job title is more accurate than the real thing.”
I know, I’ve been the unfortunate sap to bring people to those pain-torture sessions.
My daughter went through physical therapy for her knees.
She played soccer in school and was quite good at it.
Unfortunately, soccer destroys your knees.
And she got the idea to be an Information Extraction Specialist/Interrogation Technician from her IES/IT personnel.
“is taking her longest solo drive so far for a campus visit “
I remember that one as well.
My daughter was driving my car.
I ribbed her when she got back, she’d stopped off at a Wendy’s somewhere and failed to bring me a Frosty.
So she stopped off at McD’s a little bit later and brought me back a twenty piece chicken nugget... and a Frosty from Wendy’s.