Doctors weigh in on Health Care Reform.
The Allergists voted to scratch it,
but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenteritis had sort of a gut feeling about it
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
Chiropractors thought the whole plan was crooked.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the aholes in Washington.
Hillarious! Did you write that?
Not this Podiatrist. As soon as I'm able I'm getting out of Podiatry.