Sharks don't eat kittens. They eat squid, mackerel and humans.
Actually they like small yip yap dogs with rhinestone
collars if trolled at the right speed.
The flash of the rhinestones brings them up from
the depths.
A friend of mine kept his dead cat in the freezer but
it was already dead. He was saving it to use in an art
project.
“Sharks don’t eat kittens. They eat squid, mackerel and humans.”
They absolutely love small animals swimming with their legs going 90 miles an hour. I’ve seen sharks snag gulls. Come after our balloons we use for bobbers, other fish, plastic bags, you name it... Used to go shark fishing quite a bit. Haven’t done it in years.