I honestly believe that no matter what the Congress or Obama does, this is a no-win situation. it is absurd to expect the Congress that hasn’t produced a budget for three years will produce an agreement in less than 5 weeks.
Even zero knows that a deal isn’t in the works because he’s going on a 3-week vacation starting on the 17th. So, what does that tell you?
Either a deal isn’t in the works, or it’s a done deal... and this is the “pretend-we-work-for-the-people” variety show...
Dear Mr. Obozo:
Rather than spoil your upcoming vacation starting on Dec 17th, please call us when you get back into town so we can start all over again, first with pretending we are all serious in Washington about this country.
I have got to hand it to you, the average uninformed person (legal or not) living in this once great country thinks you really care about them, that your jack *ss party is run by all poor and taxpaying people, and that rich people (all who for some reason are in our party- go figure) got wealthy by stealing from those who are absolutely destitute. Maybe I can pick up a few tips, ... you know, hee hee hee. . .in case one of “my” rich lawyer friends wants to try a case in front of an Ohio jury.
John Corzine left me a voice message. He wants to know that if you appoint him, would I would put a good word in with old, viscious Mitch over in the Senate to lie down like a dead dog (fleas and all) and let him become our next Treasury Sec’y. Unlike Geintner, he did pay his taxes on time, . . .I think.
Finally, tell Moochie that her smashed overripened banana and avoacado dip is great diverse finger food - I eat it three times a day now. Lose at least 5 pounds every time I sit down, that is why I stand all the time now. Reminds me of a Chrissie Matthews telecast. Kids in junior high must love it.
Got to go.
Respectfully yours, Mr Bo(eh)ner
PS - You have any used teleprompters leftover from the election?