[eyedigress]

You said something like 3 options, raise pay, unionize, or close.

How about kick the workers out on their ass and put up a help-wanted sign.....

[snarkybob]

“You said something like 3 options, raise pay, unionize, or close.
How about kick the workers out on their ass and put up a help-wanted sign.....”

Also an option. At least until they unionize.