[knarf]

It's quite simple, really ...

Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers' strike.

It was split up.

The State Department hired all the Twinkies,
the Secret Service hired all the HoHos,
the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes
and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

[Wuli]

thanks for the great politically incorrect chuckle - as good as any of the serious responses on the thread