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But...but...the Compassion For The Children And Their Cute Widuw Bunny Wabbits And Puppy Dogs (CFTATCWBWAPD) bill simply must pass, or there will be mass starvation and an end to Ladies’ Nights at Mulligans. How could you oppose it just because it passed Senate due to the closure vote change, and the fact that it will incur a bazillion dollars in debt and won’t do a damned thing? How COULD you be so narrowly partisan?
Sorry, that should have been CFTCATCWBWAPD. Almost forgot about the children!