IVY League is just old stone covered in botanical growths that allow deviant biophobes access to the upper windows of fellow deviant biophobes...
...thank gawd biophobic Leftist academia is not conducive to biological reproduction.
(biophobia n the fear and loathing of biological fact—aka homophiles, feminazis, and any other group who denies nature)
not biophobia; thanatophilia.