HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?

TheCollegeFix via Instapundit ^ | 27 Nov 2012 | NATHAN HARDEN

[shove_it]

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.

According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

A reliable source has informed me that the auction is authentic. But if you were hoping for face-to-face time with Ms. Fluke, I’m afraid that’s not on the menu: The auction page states: “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”

Unfortunately, “All sales are final,” according to the rules. So no refunds, even if you end up dissatisfied with your experience.

How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

[Bon mots]

If I were to post an image, it would be this one...

http://peoplescube.virtualestates.netdna-cdn.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/11982-sandra-fluke6.jpg

[ataDude]

The question should be how much would she pay me to listen to her drivel. Earplugs are an option.

[libstripper]

I'd pay a great deal not to have an hour with her, especially if it were an hour having sex with her. Remember, the hour of sex with that slut would probably be followed by many hours of painful medical time trying to get rid of the multiple STDs she'd given me.

[DuncanWaring]

I was looking for the “Not as much as I’d pay to spend no time with her” response - looks like you posted it first.

[libstripper]

She does not ride the train. In Hell's Angels lingo, being the "mama" she is, she "pulls the train(s)." To become a Hell's Angels "mama" a young "lady" would have to "pull a train" for a group of those gentlemen. I leave it to your imagination to guess what it meant for a young "lady" like Sandra to "pull a train."

[DPMD]

The contest winner gets one full hour with Fluke.

The contest runner up gets TWO full hours with Fluke.

And so on.

[chiefqc]

Yea, yesterday see made $100.00 to which see gave each one change of $0.99. and still considered herself lucky.

[dearolddad]

“HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?”

How much is the going rate for a slightly overweight hooker?

[shove_it]

LOL

Does that little orange sign say: "Please take a rubber"?

[shove_it]

Nice

;o)

[Randy Larsen]

It really depends on what she agreed to do. If she wants to talk, she pays me!

[Fledermaus]

Depends on if I can hit her with a baseball bat.

[APatientMan]

“...Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience”

Ummm... she’s bidding herself out on BiddingForGood.com...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Can we lighten up on her as I heard she just had surgery. It was to permanently attach her ankles behind her ears. That's why she can't meet in person.