[mylife]

I dated a Hispanic gal for a while but, I became suspicious that she was seeing someone else.

She would shout out “Oh Jess! Jess!”

[DesertRhino]

I broke up with a girl. Called her on the phone and asked what she was up to, she told me she was relaxing on the sofa with an afghan. I couldn’t believe she would cheat, much less with the enemy.