“Seat belts on an airplane are to help the authorities identify you in the wreckage, not save your life.”
What a moronic statement.
Are you truly clueless?
Have you never been in an airplane?
Things and people can and do go “flying around” under certain not unheard of circumstances when they are not tied down.
I’ve been there done that and would NOT want to see a 450 pound women coming at me because the aircraft suddenly dropped out from under her.
Do you honestly believe that seat belts in a plane crash are going to help save your life?
Are you that clueless? Seriously ?
The frequency of turbulence of such magnitude as to toss a 450 lbs woman about the cabin is very low. Have you ever been in such a storm on a commercial airliner.... and before you answer in the affirmative I will answer with...I don’t believe you.
The likelihood of this woman making it home unscathed are decidedly better than yours of getting injured, lest of all by her fat arse being tossed about the plane.