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Pentagon Spends $1.5 Million To Develop Its Own Jerky (that tastes like a Fruit Roll Up)
Washington Guardian ^ | 7:17 EST, November 23, 2012

Posted on 11/25/2012 10:46:52 AM PST by drewh

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1 posted on 11/25/2012 10:46:54 AM PST by drewh
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I am sure there are jerky companies in this country that they could contract with. And they would probably make them whatever they want a heckuva lot cheaper.


2 posted on 11/25/2012 10:54:50 AM PST by sheana
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To: drewh

I prefer t-bone jerky.


3 posted on 11/25/2012 10:56:32 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: drewh

Since WE paid for this, I believe at the very least, we should get access to the recipe and methods they “developed”.


4 posted on 11/25/2012 10:58:09 AM PST by FunkyZero (... I've got a Grand Piano to prop up my mortal remains)
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To: sheana

Not for 1.5 million, thats chump change on federal contracts


5 posted on 11/25/2012 11:01:41 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: drewh
Pentagon Spends WASTES $1.5 Million To Develop Its Own Jerky (that tastes like a Fruit Roll Up)
6 posted on 11/25/2012 11:07:18 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: driftdiver

It’s mil-spec jerky. Must be radiation resistant.


7 posted on 11/25/2012 11:15:19 AM PST by glorgau
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To: drewh

Wouldn’t it be more effective if they taught them
how to make their OWN jerky?

It’a not like it was hard or anything.


8 posted on 11/25/2012 11:15:30 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Chode

I don’t want Jerky that tastes like a fruit roll-up.

Teriyaki Jerky is as far as I want to go.


9 posted on 11/25/2012 11:18:36 AM PST by Venturer
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To: drewh

This sounds ridiculous, but IMHO, it is actually a rational spend. You need high quality, high protein, high energy food for warfighters. And good food can help to bolster morale — it is often the ONLY good thing they have when in the ####.

As to just going commercial, you’d have to pick a supplier, test the jerky for longevity and nutrition content, verify security as the production facilities (one batch of poison introduced at an insecure facility could kill a LOT of troops), etc. And if the picked supplier did’t meet specs, all that money would be wasted. Also, the chosen supplier would certainly be a political crony, not the top quality producer.

Short version: Good safe food is ESSENTIAL to warfighting, so spending money on it is indeed rational!


10 posted on 11/25/2012 11:24:21 AM PST by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: Venturer

I don’t know, Mango/posseum jerky doesn’t sound too bad.

How about Guava/raccoon?


11 posted on 11/25/2012 11:25:23 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

Habenenero/ Chupacabra?


12 posted on 11/25/2012 11:27:24 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Venturer
cause God forbid they make jerky that tastes like meat...
13 posted on 11/25/2012 11:28:40 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: tet68

Don’t use bald eagle. It tastes fishy.


14 posted on 11/25/2012 11:39:55 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: CrazyIvan

I suppose they would have to make some kind of
Halal version too.

Falafal/Goat Jerky?


15 posted on 11/25/2012 11:41:56 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: drewh

Jeepers, they could have asked me for a recipe and been done with it:

Brown some extra-lean ground beef, toss in the blender along with some tomatoes and italian spices. Puree, dehydrate, voila! A beef jerky fruit roll-up that tastes like spaghetti sauce.


16 posted on 11/25/2012 11:46:20 AM PST by Ellendra (http://www.ustrendy.com/ellendra-nauriel/portfolio/18423/concealed-couture/)
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To: drewh

I will NEVER understand why the “jerkies” in the Pentagon can’t take $1.7 Million and fill up a shopping cart at Walmart with all the stuff they think the troops want!

This is a “corporate culture” issue in the government that, as long as it is OPM and NOT coming out of their own pockets, they will spend whatever they want regardless how foolish.

Back in the 90s, HBO made a movie called “The Pentagon Wars”. If you want to comprehend how relatively simple items become gargantuan money pits, find a copy of the movie and watch it . . . . . . . a-l-l t-h-e w-a-y t-h-r-o-u-g-h. It’s VERY enlightening.


17 posted on 11/25/2012 11:53:15 AM PST by DustyMoment (Congress - another name for white collar criminals!!)
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To: drewh

The American Indians came up with this thousands of years ago. It’s called pemmican... very high energy pounded meat and fat combined with dried fruit, often blueberries. The indians would carry this along with dehydrated sweet corn when on the warpath.


18 posted on 11/25/2012 11:57:13 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: tet68

Guava/raccooon is great but only if you add hot red pepper flakes.


19 posted on 11/25/2012 11:59:12 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: tet68

How about Obama’s favorite? Rice-covered hot dog??? /s


20 posted on 11/25/2012 12:01:30 PM PST by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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