I live about 30 miles southwest of Minneapolis, past me is all farm land - I have no idea where all of these people came from!
You know what might be fun .... Show up during these "sales" and slip things in peoples carts when they aren't looking. Think of some of the embarrassment one could cause with simple pharmacy items :~)
I would never do that .... but just imagine
You are SO bad! LOL!!! You've DONE it, haven't you? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!