Just bury the pipes why waste $ on the pvc.
When i was in the CG in Miami I used to sit on the beach on my days off and watch the old codgers with their metal detectors.
I took a few packs of BB’s with me one day and got there b4 them and sprinkled them all over the place.
What a hoot the BB’s would fall through the strainers they used and it would drive them nuts.
Wow, you are a jerk. That is not funny.