It's not supposed to tighten under load so it doesn't need lubrication. It's like an inertia reel seat belt, can be adjusted easily when not loaded: when loaded, it locks.
Americans! Can't work out how a craftsman does it, so go to the high tech solution of electics, gasses, or drugs.
The post was a form of sarcasm meant to address the foul mouthed liar swearing to a false god. Even the thief who repented to Christ on the cross still died for his crimes.