[writer33]

OK, WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW OLD THE FREAKING EARTH IS??!!! WHO CARES??!!

I know I do. It's one of the top three things I look at when considering a Republican candidate. If they can't answer that question, out they go. :-)

[Carriage Hill]

In this life, there are only “3 Questions” to consider, in any situation:

1) Why are we here?
2) What does it all mean?
3) Why do men have nipples?

If you know the answers to all 3, the rest is easy.