“Oh, puleeeeese! I dont think I can take If I worked for a private company, Id make so much more kind of stuff anymore. As I always say to these public servants...Do it...do it...do it! None ever have.”
You sound like someone who is just jeolous you couldn’t get a federal job.
I’ve had a federal job (USMC), post office and a couple state gigs before I saw the light in my mid 20’s. No...I am definitely not “jealous”.