Petraeus Affair: 'There's No Dark Plot Here,' Jill Kelley's Friend Says

ABC News ^ | November 20, 2012 | LEE FERRAN , MIKE GUDGELL and NED BERKOWITZ

[maggief]

Keeping up with the Khawam twins.

[Texas Eagle]

Worst Jedi mind trick ever.

[treetopsandroofs]

Gen. Petraeus — the ultimate toy soldier, pwned by the left and used as needed for all political purposes.

[throwback]

As usual with all things Obama related. If they say white, it means black.

[moovova]

Meanwhile, in other news...

Jill Kelley’s pet Afghan longhair terrier just released a statement saying...

“My master Jill is a wonderful pet owner. She feeds me Kobe beef EVERY meal. She also takes me to the vet and the pet stylist on a regular basis. I am truly a pampered pet and I couldn’t ask for a better master.”

[what's up]

Kelley was going to make $80 million on a deal with S. Korea and there is no "dark plot"?

Uh...yeah, right.

[DManA]

This NY businessman claims she tried to cash in to the tune of $80 million:

http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2012/11/16/businessman-jill-kelley-asking-for-80-million-to-broker-korea-deal-didnt-smell-right/

[Volunteer]

At best, this woman is a sleaze....

[Prospero]

Worst Jedi mind trick ever.

"Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

[MestaMachine]

We still haven’t hit bottom with this, have we? Do we have a depth tester handy?
Ping.

[righttackle44]

I'm glad he cleared that up. Good women fah-equently climb into bed with another woman's husband, don't you know?

[annieokie]

And that’s the whole truth. “I didn’t, means I did.” in obama speak, include hillary in that as well.

[gaijin]

she keeps her mouth shut so well that she reveals classified information at her college speech...?

that is something that a little kid would do.

[COBOL2Java]

As soon as you think you’ve hit bottom, you trip over a trap door...

[Tax-chick]

I’d say, “Who ARE these people?” except that the answer is all over the news ... so I’ll just say, “How can these people exist?”

[X-spurt]

“Connections” are SOP and 2% is a lot less than most Finder’s Fees. If this BamaClaus muzzy twit was looking at $80Mil, then the other guy is the one really cashin in.

[struggle]

Lol, honey, you visited the White House three times. You were the blackmail link.

[DManA]

The guy laughed her out of the office. Show just how clueless this woman is.

[Thank You Rush]

“”she keeps her mouth shut so well that she reveals classified information at her college speech...?””

That wasn’t her - it was Broadwell.