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To: Kaslin

The Mexicans Credo: If you have two, I can steal one.


32 posted on 11/20/2012 7:40:32 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee

“The Mexicans Credo: If you have two, I can steal one.”

Which reminds me of a joke I remember hearing years and years ago...

There’s a boy whose father is Mexican and mother is Jewish. One day, he asks his mom, “Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?”

She says, “I don’t know. Why don’t you ask your father?”

So he asks his father the same question. His father says, “I don’t know, son. Why do you ask?”

The boy answers, “The house across the street has a bicycle for sale. I’m trying to decide whether to go over there and haggle with them or wait until dark and steal it.”


33 posted on 11/20/2012 7:56:30 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: txrefugee

“The Mexicans Credo: If you have two, I can steal one.”

Which reminds me of a joke I remember hearing years and years ago...

There’s a boy whose father is Mexican and mother is Jewish. One day, he asks his mom, “Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?”

She says, “I don’t know. Why don’t you ask your father?”

So he asks his father the same question. His father says, “I don’t know, son. Why do you ask?”

The boy answers, “The house across the street has a bicycle for sale. I’m trying to decide whether to go over there and haggle with them or wait until dark and steal it.”


35 posted on 11/20/2012 8:01:02 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: txrefugee

I live in an area of California with a HUGE illegal population. They all think we owe them. You can’t even have a yard sale here without having 3 or 4 people to watch the illegals and their horde of children when they come. They will pay for a few 25 cent items and steal you blind. It is all done while they have you distracted with their interpreter children.


37 posted on 11/20/2012 8:07:19 AM PST by sheana
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