I got dared to eat an olive off the ground O N C E.....I’m 104 and can still taste that nasty foul mess...spit !
HOW drunk were you? Or were you just sighting-in a putt, and one rolled into your line-of-sight?
Always check the pimento first; if it’s “off-color”, take a mulligan and pass on it. If it’s right off the tree, press a finger on to it; if you can see your fingerprint, pass on it. You’ll either be on the dumper for 18-24hrs, or in a hospital, or worse.
104? You need to gain some weight. Want me to make milkshakes for you? LOL.