[ProtectOurFreedom]

Nah, the point is the hot young gals stop looking at you as a hunk and now ignore you because of your impending geezer-dom.

[Tanniker Smith]

Hadn't thought about that. Didn't think she was suppose to be a hot young gal. Nor for that matter has Mike been so attractive as to attract checkout girls for quite a while.

Then again, I never (not just in the recent past) recall getting too much attention paid to me, other than telling me where to swipe my card. (Actually, back then, they were still swiping it.)