Dirt is good. You can grow vegetables, beans, and maybe a few berries in it. Won't The First Lady be happy with that?
But dirt will be in short supply as well, and most who don't already have some will not be able to afford it. Then The Progressives will come up with "Dirt subsidies", and start redistributing the dirt, as they've done in so many other countries, dirt reform if you will.
They will not know what to do with dirt.
They ability to think clearly has been deactivated and replaced with something else.
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