As Bernadette Peters said in Pink Cadillac:
Looks like a penis. Only smaller.
I heard of a factory fellow who thought he would get a reaction from an older female co-worker by exposure. She didn’t flinch. She reached down, grabbed it, and started walking. She said, well, that’s nice, let’s go show it off. He was a little sore afterwards because she wasn’t impressed and she wasn’t gentle. He is lucky it was rippied out by the root. LOL